Mom’s Wish List Ornament: Five Minutes Alone

Peace on Earth? Try silence in the bathroom. This painfully relatable ornament turns a desperate mom wish into ironic holiday decor. Weird, cursed, and brutally honest — a dark tribute to the true cost of parenting.


• 100% ceramic
• Circle-shaped diameter: 2.76″ (7 cm)
• Ornament thickness: 0.125″ (3 mm)
• Glossy finish
• White backing
• Gold-colored string included